i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
