you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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