no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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