Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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