Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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