Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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