:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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