You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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