I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i think i scared a bird with my dick
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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