everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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