we have officially lost it.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
A+ Viking dick
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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