I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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