Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So much rum. So many feels.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?