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  when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  This house was built for laser tag.

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  Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?

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• (772): View more from Florida

  How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?

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