This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I am spending my child support on dildos
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I will pee on everything he values.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.