Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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