he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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