My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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