She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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