have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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