U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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