so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
