So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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