ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
NoShamevember. You game?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
