smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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