Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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