If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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