Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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