I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
sex in a hospital.. check
pray to the hookup gods
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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