normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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