obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Couch. On fire.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
