you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.