this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.