But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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