I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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