Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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