i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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