You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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