Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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