I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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