How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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