i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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