he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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