Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
this just has baby written all over it
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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