talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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