i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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