Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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