maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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