yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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