drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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