I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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