omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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