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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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