is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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