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shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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