Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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