There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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he just fucked me for my cheese..
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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