He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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