awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
worst night to have a conscience
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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